You Won’t Believe What’s Happening to the Founders of CD Projekt

The creators of the wildly popular Witcher video game series are in hot water, and it’s not just because of a pesky dragon or a malfunctioning game patch. No, this is something much stranger. According to a report on Reddit’s r/nottheonion, the founders of CD Projekt are under investigation for their involvement in a shamanic ritual that ended in death. Yes, you read that right - a shamanic ritual. You can’t make this up.

A Bizarre Incident

The incident in question allegedly occurred during a spiritual retreat, where the founders participated in a shamanic ritual that went horribly wrong. We’re talking Ayahuasca ceremonies, spiritual quests, and all that jazz. It’s like something out of a Witcher game, but unfortunately, it’s all too real. As reported by /u/jimi15 on Reddit, the investigation is still ongoing, and details are scarce. But one thing’s for sure - this is a story that’s going to get weirder before it gets any clearer.

The Witcher Connection

CD Projekt, for those who don’t know, is the Polish video game developer behind the Witcher series, which is based on a series of fantasy novels by Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski. The games are known for their dark fantasy worlds, engaging storylines, and of course, monster hunting. But who knew that the creators themselves might be involved in some real-life monster hunting - of the spiritual kind, that is?

Under Investigation

The founders of CD Projekt are cooperating with the investigation, but it’s unclear what exactly they’re being investigated for. Was it a case of reckless endangerment? Spiritual malpractice? Or something even more sinister? As the investigation unfolds, we can expect more details to emerge. But for now, it’s anyone’s guess what really happened during that fateful shamanic ritual.

The Plot Thickens

This story has all the makings of a Witcher game - mystery, intrigue, and a healthy dose of weirdness. And who knows, maybe this incident will even inspire a new game or storyline. After all, as any Witcher fan knows, the line between reality and fantasy is often blurred. As /u/jimi15 so aptly put it, this story is definitely “not the onion” - it’s the real deal, and it’s only getting stranger. Stay tuned, folks, this one’s going to be a wild ride. And remember, when it comes to shamanic rituals, it’s always best to stick to the virtual world - unless you’re a Witcher, of course.